10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
Almost died like 3 times no biggie.
that control though
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black
Highlight of the premiere
This is going to be my new response to everything.
This is my response to life
Cookie Monster asks the important questions. (x)
i dont know what’s funnier, the fact this is a thing that happened or that sesame street as a vine account
seasAME STREET HAS A VINE?????
Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is
That’s a coffee table
OH MY GOD ITS SUPER USEFUL AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE AN AORTA
looks like youre
pumping a beat
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I’ve been waiting all year for this movie
wait you guys actually have those letter tile sign things at cinemas? i thought that was just something they did in movies.
are we not going to talk about the desolation of swag
I feel a strong emotional connection to Jake.